Manageable Plants to Decorate With (Faux Options Too!)
Andrew has a green thumb! He takes care of all the plant babies I bring home. He’s sharing his tips and tricks to keep our plants looking their best—and which realistic faux plants to mix in!
Yea, so over the years of Heidi’s random and whimsical plant purchases, I have learned a few tricks to keep our plants looking their best. We now have some great plants that really make our house a home. Before I show off a few of our favorite/best-looking greenery, I’ll give you what I call the Three Proverbs of Plant Perfection:
Remember indoor plants are exactly that, indoor only. Don't make the mistake of giving your plants “real” sun (kiss that plant goodbye).
Plants only need two things, water and sunlight. Too much or too little of either and they will let you know. If your plant is not happy, you only have to change one of two things, water or sun.
Fertilizer, yup plant food. Bring your plant game to the next level with a little boost. A little plant food will help your plants grow faster, bigger and greeeeener. I use indoor plant food pellets. Shake some on top of the soil every few months and watch the magic happen!
top row: string of pearls; blue spruce stonecrop ; snake plant
bottom row: succulents; succulent; string of pearls
RIP: To All the Plants I’ve Killed Before
Yes, our plant owner journey has not been without its tribulations. Heidi and I have said goodbye to quite a few plants. Below are just a few honorable mentions to those plants who did not survive our learning curve. To all my dead homies:
Rubber Tree: We sure had high hopes for you. I gave you water and sun, but obviously too much or too little of both. I never quite figured you out, but I'm sure you are in a much better place now.
Mass Cane: Man you were one cool looking plant. You were also one of my first plants… Sorry about that. Surviving my beginner skills wasn't so easy back then. Maybe in the future, we can have a good run of it.
Lucky Bamboo: So, I guess you weren't that lucky after all... Thanks for teaching me plant proverb number one. I guess that bit of real sun was a little too real. Best of luck in the afterlife old friend.
Aloe: Oh Aloe Plant! Snapping your leaves off for natural moisturizer was really fun while it lasted. Unfortunately, your leaves don't grow back as fast as I can snap them off. You were short-lived, but my sunburn really appreciated your sacrifice.